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****IMPORTANT UPDATE****
With
another major storm headed to DC, Mortified regrets to announce that our
Doomed
Valentines Day show is being postponed.
Our post-Valentines event that will reconvene on Tuesday,
February 16, 2010. Same time, same place.
Please note all ticket holders to
the 2/10 show will be honored at the 2/16 Mortified show. If you are not
able
to make this event ticket's will be honored at a future Mortified performance TBD in May or June.
Your's in angst,
Mortified
Commiserate and celebrate Valentines Day at
Mortified DC's annual Doomed Valentines Show!
Pat Benatar said it right: Love is a Battlefield. From starter girlfriends and high school crushes, to tumultuous off-and-on romances and adolescent “firsts,” Mortified DC will relive the angst with the latest cringe-worthy material about juvenile ardor gone wrong (did it ever go right?).
Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek, Mortified is a comic excavation of the strange and extraordinary things we created as kids. Witness adults sharing their own adolescent journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more!
WHAT: Mortified DC
WHEN: Tuesday, February 16,
2010, at 8 p.m. (doors open at 7)
LOCATION: Town Nightclub, 2009 8th Street, NW, Washington, DC 20009
PARKING: Town offers on-site parking for $15.
METRO: Green/Yellow Line to U Street/Cardozo Metro Stop.
COST: $10 in advance, $15 at the door.
All tickets are for general admin and non-refundable.
BUY: http://mortified-doomedvalentine.eventbrite.com/
NOTE:Please note this show is 21 and over ONLY.
All tickets are non-refundable as per the policy of the ticketing vendor. Tickets are held for until show time. After that time, space is released to wait listed patrons. In the event that a show is sold out a wait list will be available. Please note, tickets bought at the door for a sold-out show are generally for standing room only.
See you at the show!
True tales ... ripped from the pages of real life!
Mortified stars everyday adults sharing their most embarrassingly real teenage
diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and locker notes ...
in front of total strangers.
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To learn more about Mortified, visit getmortified.com
ALSO AVAILABLE - MORTIFIED BOOKS!
Love the live show? Share the shame at home, too. Check out our books. In stores everywhere. Our debut anthology, Mortified: Real Words, Real People, Real Pathetic, has been hailed by NBC's Today Show, DailyCandy, E! and Esquire. Our second anthology, the romance-themed Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield, continues the Mortified tradition, delivering a heartbreaking Valentine to our collective past.
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When & Where
Town Nightclub
2009 8th Street, NW
Washington,
DC
Tuesday, February 16, 2010 from 7:30 PM to 11:30 PM (ET)
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